QUOTES

Joe: Do you think that piece of jewelry the Arwen gives Aragorn is a 
     artistic representation of elf pussy?
Tim: To me pretty much everything is an artistic representation of
     pussy. Alright alright.....unless it's part of a dude.
Hank: Sometimes I wonder why there isn't an airline that has...
Greg: Sometimes I wonder why we are here at all
Lonny: Doesn't the UC system do nuclear weapons research and development?
Greg: All academic research is military in nature. Otherwise it wouldn't 
      get funded.
Greg: (on Life) I think it's all just a dirty trick. That's why I'm so FN
      pissed off. 
The Chili Girl at Point Mugu 2002
Saturday morning at the Mugu airshow, we were hungry. I say to Greg: they have free chili 
down there, wanna get some? Greg does, so we go down to this Stagg Chili semi-trailer and 
each get a free sample. We finish, and Greg asks for another sample to take back to Barbara. 
No problem. So I ask for another, and the wild girl "talking up" the chili says "sure", and 
gives me a sample. 
Me: Thank you
Her: You're welcome, you know why?
Me: No, why?
Her: Cuz I'm your bitch, that's why!
Lonny: (re getting a rental car for road trip) If we still want to pay, I have something 
       in mind.
Greg: That sounds fine. Paying is all I do.
Hank: I know: I'll simply stop using computers. No more computer problems!